How to be a Bigger Dick Than You Already Are

Already got a reputation for being a bit of a dick? Why stop there? This hilarious novelty book is packed with outrageous suggestions, questionable behaviour and tips for becoming even more insufferable.

From taking credit for someone else’s work to pushing doors clearly marked “pull”, it’s full of ridiculous ways to take everyday obnoxiousness to the next level. With 128 pages of laugh-out-loud nonsense, it makes a brilliantly rude gift for the mate who already knows exactly what they’re like.